ATProto Browser

ATProto Browser

Experimental browser for the Atmosphere

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Every afternoon at 4pm eastern, check the VIX, rounding up or down. Whatever number it closes at, that’s how many burpees you’re doing that day. Usually less than 20 per day, the more trump screws the markets, the more you’ll be doing. Make trump make you stronger with #VIXBurpees! 2/

May 13, 2025, 8:40 PM

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