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  "text": "I PISS ON THE MOON",
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      "title": "a cartoon character is standing in front of a screen that says i am great",
      "description": "Alt: Eggman calling out shadow for being a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on his fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on his fucking wife, and he said his dick was \"This big\" and he said that's disgusting, so he’s making a callout post on my twitter dot com, “Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH”"
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