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There's a bill in Texas, HB 4814, that is intended to restrict the "allowance of non-human behaviors in schools" and these dummies really never recovered from the litter boxes in schools rumor. Brain absolutely cooked. They would piss themselves if they saw cat ear headphones

Apr 25, 2025, 3:12 PM

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