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I've found the perfect way to make #rstats programmers scream in existential terror. Behold zero-indexed R! Redefining reality with <15 lines of code is so hot right now. Now watch as I calmly refer to v[0] while maintaining direct eye contact. #cursedcode

Mar 11, 2025, 11:41 PM

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