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NOT A HOCKEY ROMANCE. 92K Rom Com. In a send up of the genre, Millie Decker, a struggling novelist with a life-long grudge against hockey, scores her own love story when she tries to write a hockey romance. Please see Agent Guide below. Thanks! #QuestPit #Q #OS #R #AmQuerying #AgentGuide

May 7, 2025, 5:15 AM

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