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Moms, please, I can't stress this enough. If your son is left-handed, sit behind the first-base dugout. If he's right-handed, sit behind the third-base dugout. And if he's a switch hitter, leave him in the woods when he's a baby, as it's unnatural.
May 11, 2025, 6:35 PM
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