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          "alt": "For the second straight game of their Eastern Conference semifinal series against the New York Knicks, the Boston Celtics blew a 20-point second-half lead, turned the ball over to Mikal Bridges at the most crucial possible moment, and lost. In his wee-hours postgame blog about this, ESPN's Brian Windhorst wrote the following sentence:\n\n    [Celtics star Jayson] Tatum didn't address the media after the game because TD Garden had to be evacuated because of a fire alarm, allowing for various metaphors.",
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          "alt": "Better than a metaphor in these circumstances would be a straight-ahead rude joke. Imply that Tatum himself pulled the alarm so that he wouldn't have to talk to the press after needing 19 shots to score 13 points and committing the game-ending turnover. Then cut back and say wait, no, it couldn't have been Tatum: If he'd had his hands on the fire alarm, then you'd be able to find the alarm in Mikal Bridges's pocket. Say that people should start calling Bridges \"The Fire Alarm,\" since he also makes Jayson Tatum vanish. Say that the organization should find whoever pulled the alarm and hire him, so that the Celtics will have at least one person on the coaching staff who can draw up a scheme to spring Tatum from pressure. Say that if the Celtics don't get their act together, pronto, coach Joe Mazzulla might be experiencing some more \"fire alarm\" very soon.",
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