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I wouldn’t ever recommend having a kid but if you’re absolutely hell-bent on having one try to have the girl kind. They smell like shampoo. The other kind smell like old dish sponges with Flamin’ Hot Cheeto breath.

Mar 25, 2025, 10:24 PM

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