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Do you have trouble waking up in the morning? Is your alarm clock unreliable? Invest in Small Child. Small Child never fails to wake before 7, and has no snooze button. Small Child: for when you want to be jolted awake at 6:30 with "Mommy, there's pee on me."
May 8, 2025, 3:28 PM
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