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    "text": "Being cute is suffering! Especially when you keep attracting more tourists with such tasty treats! Can Eggs help Ginger be a \"good\" bear again?\n\nTHAT SEXY BEAR! by Owlin is bringing this bear back to the bare necessities: www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...",
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          "alt": "Ginger runs off with a barrel full of chocolate gummy bears as Eggs chases after her! Don't feed the bears! Especially not that sexy one! Don't even let us SEE you go near that sexy one! This isn't even a smut comic! \n\nTHAT SEXY BEAR! is now funding! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ironspike/spring-2025-mystery-project?ref=1zfpbl",
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          "alt": "\n\"I give up!\" Ginger covers her mouth, attempting not to drop both the trash from her stash and what's already in her gut. The sugar from all the heavily processed partially hydrogenated high fructose cornsyrup products giving her a run for her honey.\n\n\"What's wrong?\" Asks Eggs, who doesn't seem very winded, probably because he's so fit.\n\n\"My tooth & tummy.\" Ginger whines. Eggs picks up the basket leftovers and puts a kinda-cold one into a folded napkin so she can numb it a little.\n\n\"Here, put it on your cheek.\" \n\n\"O. Ofay.\" she sniffles. \"Are you gonna arrest me for being a bad bear?\" she asks honestly but it still somehow comes off like it's provocative.\n\n\"I'm not a cop.\" he sighs. \"I'm actually here to help.\" Because he works for the park.\n\n\"My sweet toof is angry.\" Ginger holds her gut as it gurgles.",
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          "alt": "\"You did just eat 5 pounds of chocolate covered gummy bears.\" Eggs reminds her.\n\nGinger can't bear it anymore. \"I don't know how to be a good bear!\" she cries.\n\nThis is the weirdest day on the job but she's too cute for him to let her cry about it. \"Uhh maybe...\" he blushes. \"I could help?\" Ahem.\n\n\"O!\" Ginger immediately stops crying and perks up like a pet offered human food. Pain and woe completely forgotten. \"You'd do that for me?!\"\n\n\"Like I said, I'm here to help.\" He chuckles, relieved to see her brighten up at least.\n\n\"Well--!\"",
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