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  "text": "That was a close one Sanji, but I think you got away with it #Zosan",
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        "alt": "The next four panels: The first two are nearly identical beat panels of Nami and Usopp facing sanji, first looking straight at him then looking over to their right at another unseen spot at the table. The third panel is another beat panel, this time of Sanji staring confused at Nami and Usopp. In the final panel Sanji looks to his left, revealing that Zoro has been sitting right next to him the whole time, not looking at him and calmly drinking from a bottle. ",
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        "alt": "the next panel: Sanji, seemingly too drunk to understand that Zoro must have just heard all of that, asks \"You don't know, right?\". Zoro, humoring him, glances over and with a straight face says \"Not a clue\". Zoro is blushing slightly.",
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        "alt": "Two additional illustrations. In the first one Zoro is carrying a very drunk Sanji over his shoulder, Sanji says \"Zroooo.... Zoooroooo.... I think the bartender put something in my drink\" To which Zoro replies \"He did. It was alcohol.\" In the second illustration Zoro is now carrying Sanji bridal style while Sanji aggressively grabs his head and kisses his cheek. There is a cloud of hearts above the kiss. ",
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  "createdAt": "2024-12-11T04:23:56.878Z"
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