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Okay, but hear me out - a curse that makes it so every decision in your life has a 0-100% chance of making you fatter. I'm not talking indrectly either. Taking a walk? Oh, that's got a 10% chance of making your belly poke out a bit more. Eating a carrot? 82% chance you'll grow love handles.
May 15, 2025, 10:53 PM
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