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        "alt": "*Did that fork just vibrate?* I try to spear the pea with more grace. My dinner date seems oblivious.\n\nEvery clink against the plate feels like judgment. Are my chewing noises offensive? The cold metal feels accusatory. I take a breath, projecting calm. My spoon suddenly recoils.\n\n\"Ignore the forks,\" my date says cheerfully. \"They're fine. It's the spoons you have to watch—terribly snobbish character.\"\n\n---\n\n*Enjoyed today's story? Share your thoughts and follow us for more tiny daily tales.*\n\n#vcc365 #Weird #Strange #Odd #Surreal #Unusual #Mystery #Quirky #Bizarre\n",
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